The Internet Roasts Extreme Cut-Out Bikini Over Terrible Tan Lines

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2019’s tan inspo: jigsaw puzzles.

It’s the conundrum every woman faces when swimsuit shopping: buy a costume that won’t go up ya bum like dental floss, or buy one that’s suitable for tanning.

‘Cause everyone knows some thick-ass tan lines are a quick way to ruin a cute outfit.

Australian swimwear brand Karen Hurley didn’t seem to get the memo, because they’re being roasted online over a one-piece design which would put the wearer in tan line hell.

The racy one-piece dubbed the ‘Liana’ promises to “set hearts pumping” with its geometric cut-out front, terrifyingly highcut sides and thong.

Influencer @SydneyFashionBlogger Antoinette Marie posted a snap to Instagram of her in the swimmers and received plenty of comments on its design:

“The tan spots from the one piece” exclaimed one user, while another tagged their mate and joked “Imagine the tan lines in this!”

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2019 has so far seen invisible bikinis, backwards bikinis and a whole lotta underboob.

And while influencers like Tammy Hembrow and Antoinette Marie seem more than happy to risk a wardrobe malfunction, we sure as heck ain’t. 

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