Important: You Can Stay In The Spice World Bus For Realsies
Wannabe (in that bus).
Spice World is the single greatest movie of our time.
Star Wars? Indiana Jones? Spice World would curb-stomp those try-hards in a minute. Do they have five British ladies forced into archetypes that'd make Carl Jung froth? Did Han Solo ever have to deal with an overzealous newspaper bloke huntin' for a scoop?
How about colour-coordinated outfits, rando aliens and a cameo from Jennifer Saunders you only understand re-watching as an adult?
Spice World wins.
And, if you're anything like us and have nodded along with growing passion, get excited 'cause the OG Spice World bus can be yours to rent.
An overnight stay in the renovated bus - located in Wembley Park - will cost you £99 ($AUD183.92) Earth monies (obvi priceless in many other currencies) and is available for a select date range only.
“The Spice Girls were my childhood obsession,” host Suzanne Godley explains.
“My parents were subjected to my tone-deaf performances as Baby Spice, and I must have watched the ‘Spice World’ movie hundreds of times. And while I have grown up over the years, I don’t think I’ve ever grown out of my love for them.
“When my boss mentioned that he was considering buying the Spice Bus I was desperate to be a part of its renovation.
“We’ve worked hard over the past few months to turn the bus into a home, in keeping with its legacy, and I’m so excited to open it up to the public with the support of Airbnb.”
Now then, if you do manage to score accom, there are a few rules:
- No pets
- Maximum of three guests
- No smoking
- 90s dress code
- Double denim permitted
- Girl Power essential
- Selfies in the driver’s seat encouraged
- Compulsory rendition of “Goodbye” on check out
- We’re invited
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