Boa constrictor slithers out of man's trousers
Have you got a snake in your trousers or are you just… OK you know how the rest of the saying goes!
But in this case - it is actually true!
A man in Bolivia has been filmed with a real life boa constrictor slithering out of his trousers.
Apparently the man was on a training survival expedition and decided to do this to 'lighten the mood'.
Lighten the mood?!
In an even more bizarre statement a friend of the man said "The presence of a boa constrictor at your side will help you urinate better and will also prevent small rodents from entering your clothing."
Errrr - mate forget the rodents - you have a MASSIVE BIG SNAKE IN YOUR TROUSERS!!!!!!! (And we are not meaning this to be a compliment!)
As for the urinating… OK let's just leave it there.
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